Monday, September 16, 2013
Oh, the things they say!
Abby: Lilah, stop lying to me!
Lilah: I am not lying... I am being tricky.
Zoe: Why do Jersome and Abby kiss on the lips and they aren't even married?!
Zoe: Mom, when are you going to get a boyfriend?
Me: I'm not. I have a husband.
Zoe: Who is he?
Abby: Joe, are you looking forward to high school?
Joe: I'm looking forward to it being over.
Abby: Aren't you excited to meet all the new girls?
Joe: Well now... that sounds like trouble.
After I had a glass of wine one night, Josiah came to give me a hug. He exclaimed, "Oh, you smell like Grandma!"
Lilah: How many colours of dragonflies are there? I have seen only blue and brown.
Micah: I have seen black ones too.
Lilah: Were they a double dragonfly? I have seen double dragonflies. That is when two are stuck together!
Zoe: Being human is so stupid.
Abby: What should we be?
Zoe: Cats and dogs.
Zoe: I want it to be Halloween in two days so I can get candy from strangers. Some strangers stay in their houses and some don't.
Zoe: Sometimes you have boyfriends, but what if you have too many? And they don't all fit in your car? Then it will explode!
Zoe: If you run onto the dock with no lifejacket and jump into the lake YOU WILL DIE!!! Then you will go up to Heaven and never come back down.