Monday, November 4, 2013
Oh, the things they say!
Zoe: Mom, can I invite my invisible friend over?
Me: I am going to snap!
Zoe: You are already snapping.
Eli: You know what is going to suck? Winter.
Me: Lilah, I forgot to pick up your glasses!
Lilah: You really should write things down in a calendar so you don't forget.
-- I do! I just forget to check my calendar!
Me: Eli, you need to shave your moustache.
Eli: I am growing it for Movember.
Tim: What is the capital of Canada?
Zoe: Mom, I know all the rules… Don't burn the house down. Don't kill someone. Don't lie.